Living with an Actor

Things you can expect when your flatmate is an actor:

• She will knock on your door in the middle of night to ask for random objects that no normal person owns in their household such as plastic flowers or a viking ship, claiming that she needs them urgently for work by next morning.
• She will leave the house around 11pm to go to Tesco (the only place still open) and buy clothes, shoes or jewelry.
• She will randomly begin to run around the corridors screaming "I'm in! I'm in!"
• She will walk around the place murmuring, shouting, singing or whatever. Also, she will listen to very creepy random recordings.
• After a couple of months of living together with her, you will definitely know some full Shakespeare plays by heart.
• She will move around with a huge backpack all the time. Or with a folder. Or anything else that is capable of keeping CVs and headshots in it.
• She will talk to you in a different accent each time you start a conversation.

Get ready.